Progressive: Boy do I hate politics.
Conservative: Why do you say that?
Progressive: It’s filled with politicians. They don’t understand the plight of the common people.
Conservative: Boy do I like Trump.
Progressive: How can you say that he’s not qualified to be President
Conservative: Why?
Progressive: He has no experience in politics.
Conservative: You mean he’s not a politician, right?
Progressive: Right!
Conservative: Sigh…